

SYNOPSIS:
On the surface, Saya is a stunning 16-year-old, but that youthful exterior hides the tormented soul of a 400-year-old "halfling." Born to a human father and a vampire mother, she has for centuries been a loner obsessed with using her samurai skills to rid the world of vampires, all the while knowing that she herself can survive only on blood like those she hunts. When she is sent onto an American military base in Tokyo by the clandestine organization she works for, Saya immediately senses that this may be her opportunity to finally destroy Onigen, the evil patriarch of all vampires. Using her superhman strength and her sword, she begins to rid the base of its evil infestation in a series of spectacular and elaborate showdowns. However, it is not until she forms her first human friendship in centuries with the young daughter of the base's general that Saya learns of her greatest power over Onigen may well be her ability for human connection...

“Blood” has Gianna Jun playing Saya, a half-human, half-vampire half-breed that stalks the dark alleyways and subway cars of Japan looking for demons to slay. Luckily for her, demons seem to be plentiful in this universe. For you see, there has been an ongoing war between the humans and the demons (they are never explicably referred to as vampires, and “blood suckers” is as far as the movie will go to acknowledging their vampire traits), starting when Onigen (Koyuki, last seen romancing Tom Cruise in “The Last Samurai”) slaughtered her way through Feudal Japan many moons ago. Flash-forward to 1970 Japan, where Saya works with a covert cabal known only as The Council to track down, kill, and then erase the existence of the blood suckers.

Despite clocking in at a breezy 90 minutes or so, “Blood: The Last Vampire” still feels like a 60 minute movie stretched out with 30 minutes of extraneous plotlines. There’s really no reason to make Alice the daughter of the base’s commander, except to give her father something to do. The dad’s investigation into the Council adds an additional 10 minutes or so to the film, time that could have been better spent exploring more of Saya’s past and her centuries-long grudge against Onigen. Instead, the script by Chris Chow tries to involve us in some hackneyed investigation by the elder McKee as he tries to uncover the secrets behind The Council. I don’t know why they bothered. Apparently it’s just one old guy eating soup in a noodle shop. And oh yeah, four guys with silver briefcases armed with liquid solutions that, apparently, can clean up even the worst demons stains. More interesting is the relationship between a Council agent named Michael (Liam Cunningham) and Saya, but it’s never really explored, with most of the attention going to the ridiculously over-the-top Luke (JJ Feild).

But never you mind all the above. This is a movie based on a Japanese animated film about a centuries-old vampire in a schoolgirl uniform going around chopping vampires into little pieces with a big ol sword, after all, so one can forgive the live-action version for its meandering and less than spectacular plotting. What the film really gets right is its action, with the highlight being a spectacular, lengthy duel between Saya and a legion of demons in the rain that moves from one series of alleyway to another. Director Chris Nahon knows action, having cut his teeth on the Jet Li actioner “Kiss of the Dragon” and the crime film “Empire of the Wolves”. “Blood” features some surprisingly brutal sword combat, as Saya is quite the proficient killer, hacking and slashing her way through the sea of vampires that stands between her and her immortal foe, Onigen. But have no fear, it’s all done in a very cartoonish style (not to mention filled with ridiculous CGI blood), so you’re liable to chuckle at the excesses of these scenes rather than flinch at their brutality.

Fans of the original anime by Hiroyuki Kitakubo will probably find Chris Nahon’s live-action adaptation to be on the underwhelming side. The film stays faithful to the anime in the early parts, but the script quickly diverts once Saya is in the American military base. That location is quickly ditched in favor of a road trip of sorts where Saya and Alice flee the authorities and the demons, only to run headlong into – well, let’s just say that the film’s final act is such a mess when it comes to coherent narrative plotting that you’re liable to think “Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li” actually made sense by comparison. There’s also the matter of shoehorning the Alice character into the movie. It doesn’t work, Allison Miller never looks or feels as if she belongs in the film, and everytime Saya hops to the rescue of the American girl, you wonder why she bothers. Is Saya – or, indeed, the audience – really that invested in keeping the hapless teen alive? I don’t think so.

BLOOD: THE LAST VAMPIRE (2009)
Director: Chris Nahon
Studio: Samuel Goldwyn Films
Rating: R
Genre: Action / Horror / Thriller
Release Date: July 10, 2009
Official Site: http://www.bloodthelastvampire.co.uk/
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